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One subjective account of House of Tea at 37C3

This is by essence subjective and non-exhaustive. Feel free to add your own memories, anecdotes, and/or create an entire page/section for your own stories!

Day0

During buildup, all that could happen did happen:

Day1

Some finished their part of the buildup at 4, 5AM… and were obviously not here at 10:00 when the first activity had been schduled: “welcome to the House of Tea”… They couldn't witness how this “event” was in fact a hack, to ensure that people would be there in a close-to-ready House of Tea with no introduction or presentation whatsoever! ;) An impressive crowd of participants old and new just appropriated the place as it was set up during the night, and started making tea! Tea was indeed flowing at 10:00, and probably never stopped until day4!

Organisation of all things got a bit “chaotic” (!) with a House of Tea already very crowded, and very little water and not all tea cups even taken out of their boxes and washed! Yet it took less than 10 minutes of “maintainance” to move the 5 tables containing all tea gear, cups, boilers, dish-washing boxes, etc. and move them back, in order to cover the floor they were standing on with disposable carpet, upon request by the building personnel!

Fortunately the disposal of waste water on the “balcony” (through the water evacuation route “abfluß” of the building) and a strong solidarity pact with the Coffee Nerds helped us establish a route for mutualizing the fetching of fresh drinking water from one floor below, using a cart and the elevator (!). The House of Tea got *very* crowded at peak hours.

Day2

All the organisation of the tea gear and the wash was re-done in the morning, its order inverted, in order to “protect” the wash against too much good will from people not reading dishwashing instructions, and to counter the physical and architectural patterns making some people wait in line as if tea was to be served (plans needed here for 38C3).

Later on, ALL 15-20 teapots were warm (aka “in use”) at the very same time! What a lovely bottleneck! So much tea flowing! Impossible to quantify how much water was fetched during the day, but it's in the 100s of liters. Many workshops are going on, including Trevor Paglen's CYCLOPS.sh user meetup, “team datenschutz” meetup, and in the evening maybe 100 ppl attending Brett's electronic music composition workshop (overflowing in the general passageways in a way that made security/CERT people -along with some visually impaired visitors- slightly uncomfortable! We tried to remediate by being around…)

Day3

A total of 7 workshops and activities happened that day at the House of Tea! including: one concert, water-color painting (thanks @mona!), one “gameboy chat” about intercepting its video bus to stream on it “Never Gonna Give You Up” from a laptop (!), one VJ projection session (thanks @AdeptVeritatis!), and one workshop that wasn't publicized in the schedule, about seriously hacking #$%!! app e-scooters via their CAN-bus…

At that time, two workshops were even happening at the same time, all while tea was flowing in all parts, attendance at its peak!

Day4

More workshops and activities (a total of at least 16 during the entire event!), and later in the afternoon a notable notch of chilling down along with participants progressively leaving the site and with some assemblies already starting their tearing down.

Our tear down started at the very last second of the last minute of the last talk (actually a few minutes after that official time of tearing down, even!) By being numerous to just chill and having a good time, we could then finish our last tea cup and all together get up and fold things! Maybe 25 of us, or more? 1h later it was more than 50% done, so quick! so impressive that it went almost too fast to process emotionally! After 2h, all was almost done, and despite some delays the palette could then be assembled during a few more hours (thanks @lamirale, @dshml), to find its new location closer to CCH for next year. \o/

Things learned overall, ideas for 38C3: